The Dangers of 5G - Help is here

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The Dangers of 5G - Help is here

Post by Stujb » Thu May 28, 2020 5:21 pm

Yes I am taking the P, but would you believe this

https://www.iflscience.com/technology/3 ... 7PD6xIvYGc

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Post by 0verzeal0us » Thu May 28, 2020 5:49 pm

“PROPRIETARY HOLOGRAPHIC NANO-LAYER TECHNOLOGY
quantum biological shielding technology”

I love the fact that they have DDoS protection. 😂
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Re: The Dangers of 5G - Help is here

Post by Projectblue » Thu May 28, 2020 6:52 pm

I have a much cheaper alternative. It's a one use device, costs just £4.99* and will help you with your whole 5G fear.

It may look like a ChuppaChup lolly. It may smell like its been up my arse. It might taste like my shit. But it will sure as eggs is eggs stop you spending a lot of money on ridiculous claim products ever again.

*NB Does not have DDoS protection. DDoS protected version is £5.99
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Post by darkdeamon » Thu May 28, 2020 7:18 pm

There are soooo many idiots out there
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Post by Stujb » Thu May 28, 2020 7:56 pm

This along with flat earthers and anti-vaxxers is brilliant. Not only to think up something so stupid, but to be able to make money from it. Think of all the merchandise for the flat earthers and co. , they must be making a fair few quid.

The old saying was 'there's brass in muck' - the new saying is 'there's brass in stupidity'

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Re: The Dangers of 5G - Help is here

Post by Cold Blood Nor » Thu May 28, 2020 8:25 pm

Love it!

Reminds me of my old landlord who turned the security cameras on the property off because it could interferer with his daughter. Now he is sharing links on Facebook for humidifiers that will protect you from wifi radiation....
Cold Blood out.

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Post by 0verzeal0us » Thu May 28, 2020 8:32 pm

Have you seen the flying Coronavirus mast with it’s chem trails and it’s vaccine missiles? They really are the future. You don’t tend to see them during the day though.
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Post by WarGanisM » Thu May 28, 2020 10:52 pm

But it could have £300 worth of porn on that USB stick!

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Re: The Dangers of 5G - Help is here

Post by Lythnic » Fri May 29, 2020 12:34 am

WarGanisM wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 10:52 pm
But it could have £300 worth of porn on that USB stick!
That better be some high quality then!
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