your last words...

[Age.]

Now this topic might be a little morbid, but I thought it could be interesting. Not very many of us will have time to form a cool "last words" speech while on our deaths beds or about to be hit by a bus. So why not write one now?

The rule is, you can only send the message to 1 person. And to keep it short, not too many words . Don't use txt spk its your last words for pete's sake!

To my wife, sarah.

Baby. I'm sorry to tell you this, but I'm dead. Try not to grieve too much. I had a good life with you and you made me very happy. Ill wait for you in heaven/hell. Feel free to find a new man, cos ill be having it off with angels. Make sure EBS lives on, you know all the passwords. Buy an R32, call it Age and ride it hard (;)) in my memory! Tell everyone I love 'em. Xxx

[tads60]

Hi Dad. Your a prat. I wish i'd had the chance to kill you before i died, but, hey, that's life for you.


Bit different, but then again, so am I.

P.S, it's not foo or ohso!!!!

[BillBailey]

Here lies BillBailey and he is thouroughly anoyed.

[harder261]

was that it?

[CrazyDutchF]

Rosebud.

or

I knew I shouldn't have hired that 5th hooker xD

[Lex.]

what bus?

[Dyson]

on my headstone i'd like: "I can see right up your skirt from here"

[bdafoo]

at the age of 80, "hello love, can i see your foobies?"

[Bennett]

tell john i.... uugh agck errr *dead*

or if ive got some time on my hands.

Spoiler: Show

i was in a place like this once. Sri Lanka formaly know as Ceylon. I had to find 1000 brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So Jeff Beck pops his head around the door and mentions that there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town, so off we go. So there's me and Keith Moon breaking into this sweet shop right, well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great Bengal Tiger! Well, I managed to take out the Tiger with a can Mace, but the shop owner and his son, that's a different story. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes!! Nasty buisness really, but sure enough, I got the M&Ms and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

[Chabo]

Hah! Beat you too it age! (not THE Age)

im the kind of person who doesn't want to die of old age, couldnt be arsed to grow old and be dependet of everyone when i go, it will be fast, as in 200mph or something

Gravestone: Nananana hahaha Age didn't kill me nanana hahaha! (cartman style)